...but can't seem to find it anywhere - for all those insults he hurled.. has your patience run out?.
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"That certainly sounds very threatening to me. What do you mean exactly? How far are you willing to go to shut me up?
/ You Know"
Don't have to go far or even break a sweat to get rid of a puny bug...the more scared he is, the louder he buzzes...and since the stupid bug won't quit biting and snapping, why bother to try to flip him over and set him free?
stomp, SQUISH!
...but can't seem to find it anywhere - for all those insults he hurled.. has your patience run out?.
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"And I will say too, that if there is any spill-over from the arguments here in cyberland to my personal affairs, with the intent of harrassing me, I will hold the parties legally responsible, including this board for allowing this sort of thing to occur. / You Know"
You Know what a scared June bug sounds like, don't you?
Buzz, buzz BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ (kick kick, twitch, twitch) BUZZ BUZZ
At this point, few will mourn at the sound of 'stomp, squish'...
although tossing this particular beetle into a bug zapper might afford a tad more satisfaction...
political food in due season from our fearless leader:.
(this is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from george w. bush.
quotes have been arranged only for aesthetic purposes, by washington post.
I can't bring myself to be too amused by this. This cretin is supposed to represent our nation before the world!
I hope Matt & Trey use this poem in a future episode of 'That's My Bush'. Reality TV... HARHARHAR!!!!! Which one is the boob tube actor, which one is the boob?
Another case of truth being stranger than fiction...
for some reason i can't post on the original topic about the fds on why the watchtower is doomed thread.
so i just started a new post.
as regards af's long-winded post on that thread, it is obvious to me that you don't know what you are talking about, and that you are merely trying to obfuscate the issue with this enormously long post.
Yadirf, I got nothing but praise for you. Your every post is a testimony to my JW relations, who have recently been receiving all You Know posts via email from a concerned citizen. They expect me to be cranky and mean, but it sure has set them on their ears to see how their allegedly Christian brothers conduct themselves in public discussion forums! it might have taken me years to get through their smug cultic armor, but you have eroded a lot of their confidence wih your antics in a very short time. It's getting harder and harder for them to continue to align themselves with the likes of you!
Keep up the good work. You do more to drive thinking JWs out of the cult than all of us former JWs put together.
Big deep tongue kisses in your hairy little ear,
Mommie Dark
for some reason i can't post on the original topic about the fds on why the watchtower is doomed thread.
so i just started a new post.
as regards af's long-winded post on that thread, it is obvious to me that you don't know what you are talking about, and that you are merely trying to obfuscate the issue with this enormously long post.
Larc: hear the June bug buzzing? Isn't he angry? He looks pretty feeble lying there kicking his feet at you, but he sure sounds peeved!
Flip him over, or stomp, squish?
Decisions, decisions...
i've heard the borg alot.
one of the recent posts had the matrix.
some the firm.. i think that i like the matrix, so far.. what's yours?.
Jelly, I'm still #5. It's got nothin' to do with a cult thang tho.
My fave term is our name for their alleged music... Kingdoom Helledies
hi guys...i just wanted to share with you all something that happened over the weekend, that i found really weird.. on saturday i went to a cousins wedding.....we are quite a large extended family, not jw's(only my mom is a witness), so it was nice to be with the family on such special occasions.. throughout the evening i sat down with a cousins husband, who i hadn't seen for about two years.
we had a pint and he decided to get out a pack of cigars.
now these cigars were big fat ones (you know the cuban type)...he lit up.
Dig said: "Isn't it wierd how the 'truth' still affects decisions you make?"
Isn't it weird how that guilt stays with us after we KNOW the truth about 'the truth'?
But please friends, never feel guilty or apologetic for keeping your moderate personal habits after deculting! If celebrating isn't your bag, don't let well-intentioned folks herd you into hearty partying. Do what you love. Just say no to the rest. You're free now; and that means free to be as quiet as you wanna be too!
Papa Dark and Bro would chide at your mama for denying the beneficial effects of a good cigar tho, especially at a wedding...
the elders keep dropping by every couple of saturday's after bookstudy to check on us and try to encourage us back to meetings.
it has worked out that my husband has been gone when they visit so they keep coming back hoping to catch him sometime.
anyway, i told my hubby that we should at least go to the meetings once a week to keep them off our trail, which i went this past thursday night and wouldn't you know it the one elder approached me and mentioned that they still want to sit down with us and go over an article on meeting attendance.
"Problem is, that a sharp-witted elder will then ask "When would be a convenient time?" "
And my reply would be... "I'll call you when I can find the time. Thanks for your concern. Good-bye now." Click. (or close, if he's actually at the door unannounced. Careful not to slam...)
You can politely be too busy, too ill, whatever you choose, and deflect any nosyparker with dignity. And you never have to answer the phone, or the door, unless you want to! They only have power over you to the extent that you co-operate in giving it to them...
some thoughts about jws who come here:.
i have been here for six months now.
in that time, i have noticed a certain pattern to the conduct of jws who come here and are true believers.
Larc, they are like newly-hatched June bugs that bumble into the house and drive you nutz bumping and buzzing into the top of the window while you are trying to shoo them toward the opening, just a few inches away, that will let them out. They get scared and panic and try to bite you, thinking you are threatening them, when all you want is for them to quit annoying you and go be a free bug outside in the wide world. Until recently they were just blind grubs rooting in WT filth; they are attracted to the light and sound of everyday living, but are entirely unprepared to withstand the sensory overload of the very things that attract them so powerfully. They KNOW there is life beyond their JW grub days, but they are too disoriented by the light to do more than bumble, buzz, and, too often, fall onto their backs where they will kick fitfully and buzz angrily until some kind soul turns them rightside-up and boosts them out the door.
The trick is to resist the temptation to stomp their annoying little guts all over the kitchen floor...
city loses big convention .
by bill johnson, special to the daily record.
wash your car, it will rain.
You said: "It doesn't really matter to me, I'm trying to figure out a way not to go at all this year. I'm hoping to catch a summer-long flu bug or something. Pray for me!"
I recommend cat scratch fever if you can manage to find a cat that will infect you. I guarantee you at least three months of flu symptoms and swollen lymph nodes, exhaustion, antibiotic therapy, and bedrest. In my case it lasted a lot longer than three months due to misdiagnosis; if you find a small-town GP you might get to do antibiotic roulette for months and get a lymph node biopsied for Hodgkin's before a specialist figures out what's really happening and prescribes the right drug to kill the bug. You could miss the summer ass-emblies and maybe even the next circuit ass-emby too.
By the time I was genuinely on the mend, I was pretty much forgotten by the congo, and was able to do an easy fade into real life.
The down side of this one is that you will have to forgo the pleasure of living with cats for the rest of your life.
Maybe it would be easier to fib and SAY you have some disease; it's not really lying, consider it Theocratic War Strategy...
